Randomness

Just the stuff I fangirl over, and sometimes cry in the general direction of ...
Also... ...
BEWARE OF THE FEELS! FOR THEY STRIKE WITH AN UNFORGIVING AND SURPRISING BRUTALITY!!


#PiñaColada Virgin of course. 😜

#PiñaColada Virgin of course. 😜

Reblogged from tyleroakley

tyleroakley:

this chiropractor commercial is incredible

Reblogged from folk-punk

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

Reblogged from 4gifs

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via lulz-time)

Reblogged from orangeis

I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

(via twerknugget)

Reblogged from thatsabingo

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

Reblogged from shouldertappingghosts

starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

Reblogged from lolthatsme
Reblogged from 100327
Reblogged from meiimeiimeii

Reblogged from kubriq

"You’re gonna pay for every sick thing you did to me, to Wendy, and to every other woman you murdered." 

(Source: qoven, via halcyondiamonds)

Reblogged from kidzbopmoshpit-deactivated20140

prxncess-high:

mine, don’t remove credit or i’ll cut you :*

(via halcyondiamonds)